Scheming on how to beat the casino…
Well its been quite a while since I last wrote on my site, sorry for the delay. I’ve been a bit distracted with other projects and money making schemes over the past few months. And, time is a funny thing, because before you know it has run away with you and you look up and its half way through November… hold on a moment that means the year is nearly up and I haven’t done half the things I said I would… know the feeling?
I am always scheming on how to beat the casino. How to make sure the odds are in my favor and I can win more than the casino takes from me. So I spent some time practicing my card counting and brushing up on a few winning casino strategies.
But the one thing I really worked on, because of the huge prizes, was how to win the sweepstakes. Now the odds of winning are pretty slim, but if you work the syndicates and pool your resources – I reckon thats the way to go. Sure, you will have to share the prize money… but heh there’s enough to split between a group of you… no need to get greedy now!
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How to bet on the football
Met up with an old buddie Benjamin, Benjie we use to tease him mercilessly until he started working out and got stronger than us… “Heh there Benjie…”
Benjie is totally addicted to football betting, he knows everything there is to know and follows the Football News all the time. But I keep saying to him that heh Benjie, no-one knows what you are talking about, you have to say Soccer News if you want people to know what you are talking about. Wherever there is a game playing around the world, he knows about it and is tempted to take a bet.
So I asked him, come on give us some betting tips. Its all in the odds was his reply. Sometimes the bookies give you a chance and sometimes they give you ridiculous odds, so you have no chance of winning. You have to know your game and then work out if the odds favor you or not – and thats it.
Come on there has to be more…
No, there isn’t, but its tricky enough trying to get it right.
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Zelda Information
Have you heard about Legend of Zelda?
I suppose that would depend on your age, whether you have children or whether you are into video games or not. Legend of Zelda is a Nintendo action-adventure video game, where you do some role-playing as Link who is the main character. Guess what you’ll have to do most of the time??? Yes… rescue Princess Zelda!!!
For those that are interested in Nintendo Wii games and Legend of Zelda, find out more Zelda information to become a gaming pro!
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Best Bonuses Explicated
Casino online is very popular, not only because of the games they offer, but because of the best bonuses they offer. These bonuses serve to attract as many online gamers as possible. These also make most players stay at their sites. There are many types of bonuses, read on to see how many of these bonuses you can benefit from and to have the best bonuses explicated…
First there are welcome bonuses or new player bonuses. These types are ‘given’ when you first sign up in their sites. However, these bonuses would require you to deposit amounts before you get the bonus. There are sites that pay up to 500 per cent of your deposit. So basically, if you put 100 $ then you get to have 500 $ to start your game.
For repeat customers, if you deposit again when you have already used up your credits, then most sites offer match – up bonus. This means that the amount you ‘re- load’ will be doubled. Say, you deposit 100 $ after you have used up your credit, then the match up bonus is also 100 $.
Another popular bonus is the no deposit bonuses. These are the ones that do not require you to deposit. However, this is just a small amount, usually up to about 10 $. This is to jump start you into playing their games.
Loyalty bonuses are for those that have been signed up at the site for a long period. In most casinos, you are automatically entitled to such bonuses. So do not be surprised if the casino has just launched a loyalty bonus and you get a few extra playing bucks. The longer you stay in the ‘company’, the higher the per cent of the bonus.
There are also high – roller bonuses. These are for those that deposit high amounts, usually reaching thousands of dollars. Sometimes, these bonuses are also quoted as VIP bonuses.
Some bonuses are also given to non- US players. This is usually done to attract more players outside the US. Although, there are also some that are offered for all members of the site.
There are also bonuses from different sites in forms of raffles, money giveaways, new game bonuses and trivia contests that you can join. You can earn a few bucks while still playing your favorite games.
While playing at online casinos make sure that you still practice responsible gaming. This will ensure that you don’t spend all your money and can still play even after a few gambling sessions.
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“Casino Gambling” by Andrew Brisman
I have just been given the Mensa guide to “Casino Gambling” by Andrew Brisman. Looks like some good stuff in there… so if I see some casino tips in there, it would be good to debate them.
It has a section for each of the casino games – video poker to card games – covering topics from how to play the game, strategy and tips and then a section that is essential to play like a genius… looks good, cant wait to get into it!
The book even has a chapter on sports betting. As well as a general guide to the casino.
Anyone read it?
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Online Poker Magazine
You know what its like subscribing to magazines. They look great at first, you are all enthusiastic when you first get them and then slowly they start to pile up as you get behind reading them.
Nice thing about online magazines is that they don’t lie around everywhere cluttering the place up. You can choose to go online whenever you want and read the latest articles. And if you miss a few articles… who cares? There is nothing reminding you every time you look at the pile of magazines, that you haven’t read half of them.
PokerPlasm is an example of an online poker magazine, of which there are many. The online poker magazine will offer you poker related articles, interviews with poker players and poker tips to help you get ahead.
But it doesn’t only have to be poker, whatever casino games you are interested in, you can find an online site specific to that casino game.
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Mr SOB lets play some cards…
I was on about gambling movies promoting casinos last month. I decided to watch the movie “Rounders” the other night… I wonder how much this movie did to promote poker and casinos. Its a great movie!
Then I found these clips on YouTube. There are some great poker scenes, I had forgotten some of the lines.
“Lays down a monster”… then a bit of tilt… “Mr Son of a B… lets play some cards”,
“I flopped the nut straight…”, “Check, check, check… he trap me!”
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…rattling about like a loose nut…
I had a funny thought this morning, which has been going around and around in my head.. rattling about like a loose nut…
.. and I still cant quite figure it out.
So maybe you can help me.
The governments, or rather central banks made interests rates low. Banks gave away credit like there was no tomorrow… and people spent money like there was no tomorrow…
Then suddenly there was a credit crisis and all the credit dried up, because the banks had given away too much credit and given it to people who couldn’t pay it back – so the deals were not quite as good, trust was lost between the banks and bla bla bla we went into a financial free fall.
And now the governments come to the rescue, our saviours riding in on their fine steeds… and what do they do… they spend money to get us out of this crisis.
But wasn’t it spending money that got us into the crisis in the first place? I just dont get it? If the governments go bankrupt, do we then have to bail them out?
Please I’m just a simple online gambler… if I could have figured out how to win at blackjack… then maybe I can become a world renowned economist and save the world’s financial system…
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Casino Games Reviews
Are you interested in the world of casino games? Do you want to find out more about them?
Your first step would be to consult a casino guide. You might know by now that when it comes to casino games you have thousands of options. There are a vast number of casinos which feature a whole lot of games. With Cryptologic or Microgaming powered casinos alone, a casino games review will find over 300 casino games for you.
How can you just pick up one? This post will help you get acquainted with the appropriate casino games. There are hundreds of pages on the internet which contain information on your favorite games. Good sources are – casino games reviews and you can find them all over the web.
First of all, let’s see what kind of information a casino games review page contains? You can search for a particular game by its first letter (for instance, Blackjack may be found by clicking on the letter “B”), but if you are just curious about a new game that you haven’t tried yet, you might search by categories. There are several game categories from the dice and card games, wheel games, through to the slot machines and many others.
Card games for instance contain poker, but if you are interested in a special type of poker, you can go to the poker sub-category, and read about Liar’s Poker for instance. Besides information about casino games, casino games reviews include news, and information about events related to the games you love, or to big events in the casino world. Its a great place to stay up to date and find everything in a single place?
Secondly, casino games reviews might help you discover some interesting and useful details concerning casinos and casino games which otherwise would remain hidden from you. They also unravel the great casino-secret… the house edge or advantage. You can find out which games have the lowest house edge, and which can put you at a disadvantage of around 10-15%. Or if you insist on playing these disadvantageous games, casino games reviews contain information on how to overcome the detriments. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead, and find a good casino games review!
Thirdly, if one of your intentions is to become a better player at a certain game, you’ll need to study the tricks and strategies for that particular game. You can find plenty of information on these issues at casino games reviews, and more than this, you’ll find some useful hints and strategies used by experts. You can read about professional players and their tricks used as well. So there is nothing to stop you become an expert yourself!
Lastly, a casino games review provides you with players’ stories about games and casino experiences. You can join interesting forums and ask many casino players from all around the world about a certain gambling issue you want to find an answer to. It’s a very good idea to talk to others prior to committing yourself to a certain game or casino. This will provide you with first-hand, reliable information based on players’ experiences.
There is also a glossary that contains gambling terminology with each (probably) unknown word explained. Moreover, you can find gambling history and the histories of the various casino games. And, there is a ‘frequently asked questions’ section, where you’ll have the answers provided by the gambling experts. So have a quick read at a reliable casino games review!
Let’s summarize the features you might check in a casino games review. Besides the description, explanation and rules of all the available games, and their screen shots, you can find in-game tutorials (which provide you with hints on what your possible moves could be), news and articles about casino games, ratings of the games based on players’ votes, and also strategies for each casino game. You have information on the payouts, and scoring of the games. And if you’re looking for a casino to play at, there is a short list with the casinos offering particular games as well.
All in all, you don’t need to look for a casino player to tell you the key tips to winning at the casino games. You can find out the ins and outs of all your favorite casino games from a casino games review page. Don’t miss out on finding out more about the various games’ basic rules, as well as about hints, tips and strategies that can help you become a more successful casino player!
Study the casino games reviews and get the facts you need today. Good luck!
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Learn the blackjack rules dude!
Ok I know that some people think I’m being a bit unreasonable… I also got some comments about the ‘Bailouts’ blog post. But come on… its common sense surely??? Sure we all want to be nice guys and do the right thing, but there also comes a time when it becomes ridiculous.
I was sitting in the casino the other day and this guy comes in and sits down at the blackjack table to play blackjack… as one does… (no this is not a joke, even though it sounds like the beginning of one… “a man is sitting at a bar and in walks a horse”…. you know the story….)
Now he clearly knew very little about blackjack and specifically the blackjack game rules, ok so we were all beginners at some time and had to learn… I know. I actually welcome new players it is good, it is healthy for gambling.
But this guy kept stopping the dealer and asking questions, come on learn the blackjack rules dude! Its ok to ask a question once or twice, but this guy just didn’t seem to get the game… how hard can it be? You need your cards to add up to 21, even kids can play blackjack! Maybe not in the casino with real money, but they can still play the game, its not that hard.
Thankfully the dealer eventually told the guy to either play and keep quiet or to leave…
Maybe its time I took a break, I’m blowing off at everything!!!
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